Author: Ad1mz

  • Raya and The Last Dragon (2021)

    Raya and The Last Dragon (2021)

    Rating: 3 out of 5.

    Saving the world, again — but this time with a kickass baby, three monkeys, one soup chef, a 12-year-old overgrown man-child, and a My Little Pony enthusiast.

    Raya wasn’t the best thing I’ve seen from Disney, but not the worst. To start 2021 off, this was a disappointment for me. Not only did the animation at points look rushed — clay and/or plastic textures — but the detail Disney has dumped into its movies throughout previous years was simply not here.

    Barely beyond the edge of generic, characters with extremely simple and almost mind-numbing arcs stumble through a story that feels like an excuse to add filler rather than progress anything meaningful. Character traits scarcely change while lessons are being “learned,” and we get to know one thing though — the classic power of friendship defeats all evil.

    Way to go.

    Remember My Little Pony? You’ll get massive nostalgia from this copy-and-paste character design, so no need to worry about children’s appeal. Which, if we’re being honest, the audience for this is definitely younger children. Now, I don’t want to get too much into the depth of the story because I’m sure Southwest Asia — where this film took most of its influence from — has different ways of thinking (duh, that’s what culture is) than the Western world. But that doesn’t mean I have to necessarily like it. (The story, not the culture — calm down.)

    As you can pretty much guess at this point — I didn’t like it.

    I didn’t like the antagonist. I didn’t like the moral ambition to “do good.” I didn’t like the shallow portrayal of honesty. I didn’t like the empty save-the-world mentality of “help thy neighbor.”

    There’s nothing very positive I have to say about this film. It simply lacked everything that would have made it enjoyable. The soundtrack even fell on deaf ears — none of us even remember when it really impacted the film or moved a specific idea or scene forward.

    The so-called complex issues the characters needed to face have been shown so many times before, and it felt like I was just watching a recycled Moana — but this time done by an up-and-coming animation studio trying to capitalize on a marketable copy. To be real, they felt like petty drama if nothing else. Sure, this is a metaphor for our broken society — that we all have to work together to achieve blah blah blah —

    But come on, Disney.

    Children get these moral values fed to them through TV and other influential propaganda they eat up all day being this heavily exposed to media outlets. Doing something original would have been so much more interesting — and rewarding — for the viewer. Now, all you turnips who are gonna say something like “Oh, this is for kids, why are you so high-strung about it?” — just… perish. You all know damn well Disney is not only for kids, and the films they release are not only for kids.

    I enjoyed that every female character was a strong, independent woman who could handle it all — but didn’t like the sting in the back of my throat that the guys were, well — dull, stupid brutes, or simply irrelevant. Besides the obvious exception of her father, the rest of the male cast was comedic relief — or at best there to push a narrative for a few seconds.

    Going back to my problems with the animation and art direction:

    • Mountain texture felt flat.
    • The render felt rushed.
    • The water in certain scenes felt looped and unfinished.
    • Wave foam looked like it was fuzz.
    • Transitions felt unplanned and thrown in.
    • Quips in dialogue were clunky and unneeded.
    • Comedic banter was cringe and meaningless — it did nothing to develop a character more than we already understood.
    • Particle effects and atmospheric VFX were almost non-existent until the end of the film when things finally started happening.
    • Facial animations weren’t even on par with what I’ve seen from indie companies.
    • Bone structure was extremely minimalistic and bubble-like.
    • Jawlines didn’t exist, and curvature around areas of the face was ignored completely.
    • Bone rigging within the face when emotion was being portrayed did not look like it was properly reviewed.

    Well, this has been your neighborhood review man, and this — well, this kinda sucked.

  • Sound of Metal (2019)

    Sound of Metal (2019)

    Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

    Sound of Metal was an emotional plate of evaluation — with a side of evolution towards character and understanding.

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  • Soul (2020)

    Soul (2020)

    Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

    A marvelous combination of inspiration, self-realization — and most importantly — jazz.

    Soul is the journey of life. Not the kind where you venture off into the mountains to find enlightenment with some half-baked guru… but now that I say that, maybe it is. (Don’t worry, that’ll make more sense once you watch the film.)

    Disney’s been on a streak of pumping out visuals with deeper meanings wrapped up in soft, feel-good packages — but this one hits a little different. It tackles that gnawing existential question we all shove to the back of our minds: What am I here for?

    Joe (Jamie Foxx) is a middle-aged jazz musician who’s been stuck teaching uninspired middle schoolers while waiting for his big break. His passion for music is undeniable — but his reality? Not so much. The way he lights up when talking about that one magical performance he saw as a kid says more about him than any dialogue could. But let’s be real — teaching pre-teens how to butcher jazz scales isn’t exactly the dream.

    Joe finally gets his shot at playing with Dorothea (Angela Bassett), one of his jazz idols — and just when it seems like life is finally aligning… he dies.

    Yup.

    Straight into the Great Beyond.

    But this isn’t Coco or some teary-eyed Pixar blueprint — the movie flips the script. Joe’s soul ends up in the Great Before — a whimsical waiting room where unborn souls find their spark before heading to Earth. And this is where we meet 22 (Tina Fey) — a little ball of cynical nothingness who’s been floating around for centuries, completely uninterested in living.

    22 is everyone who’s ever asked: What’s the point?

    What makes Soul so refreshing is that it doesn’t serve up the typical “follow your dreams” nonsense. Instead, it hits you with the reality that maybe your purpose isn’t something grand or world-shattering — maybe it’s just… living.

    Joe thinks his life has no meaning without music — and that kind of obsession is something a lot of us can relate to. But the film gently unravels that idea, showing that purpose isn’t always tied to what you do — sometimes it’s just about appreciating the little moments. A slice of pizza. The warmth of sunlight. The way the world sounds when you just… listen.

    The animation? Beautiful. The jazz sequences are pure liquid movement — fluid, vibrant, hypnotic. The soul world — designed with geometric abstraction — gives off this weird mix of comfort and unsettling detachment, like you’re floating in some cosmic therapist’s office.

    Soul reminds us that we aren’t just here to make the world go round but rather enjoy and admire that it does and be content we can experience such a thing. 

    Along the way, Joe begins to realize this isn’t only HIS journey but something much bigger than just his wants. 

    Influencing a passion or a goal not yet established. 

    Touching a soul- a life yet to live. 

  • Escape From Pretoria (2020)

    Escape From Pretoria (2020)

    Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

    A true recollection of what it takes to break out of a South African prison — and what it really means to stay free.

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  • The Room (2019)

    The Room (2019)

    Rating: 3 out of 5.

    A Semi-Psychological Drama that makes you ask yourself —
    What would I do?

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  • Parasite (2019)

    Parasite (2019)

    Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

    A Modern Survival Story Disguised as a Thriller

    This film was extraordinarily wild, and I enjoyed everything they did with it.

    Parasite took me down the longest road of twists and turns I’ve been on this year. Just when you think something’s about to let up — when you finally feel like you’ve figured out exactly what’s going to happen next — the movie slaps you across the face… only to get you ready for the giant punch that’s coming.

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  • Murder On The Orient Express (2019)

    Murder On The Orient Express (2019)

    Rating: 3 out of 5.

    A colorful, rich, and classical dive into the murder mystery we’ve all been waiting for.

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  • Every Time I Die (2019)

    Every Time I Die (2019)

    Rating: 3 out of 5.

    What happens to your consciousness when you die? Do you become an animal, a tree… or someone else?

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  • The Body (El Cuerpo) (2012)

    The Body (El Cuerpo) (2012)

    Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

    What are you really capable of? And how far would you go to do it?

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  • The Lime House Golem (2016)

    The Lime House Golem (2016)

    Rating: 3 out of 5.

    A film of conspiracy, confusion, and catastropheThe Limehouse Golem unexpectedly turned out to be a very interesting watch.

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