The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024)

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The Crow (1994)

  • Release Date: 1994-05-11
  • Runtime: 102 minutes
  • Budget: $23,000,000
  • Director: Alex Proyas
  • Producers: Jeff Most, Alex Proyas, Edward R. Pressman

The Crow (2024)

A Critical Waste Of Potential

A Review

Read Time: < 1 min read

Rating: 1 out of 5.

What a fucking waste.

Forget a candle, this doesn’t even hold a matchstick to the original.

Every major plot point in this movie felt like wandering into Bed Bath & Beyond, desperately asking every employee, including the manager, what “beyond” actually means, only for all of them to respond with vague, empty assurances like, “It’s great!”—and nothing more.

The character arcs? Totally unnatural and lacking any real progression. It’s as if the writers just slapped on some half-baked drama without bothering to connect the dots. And don’t even get me started on the soundtrack—it felt like every scene was designed around a cliché, lipstick-smeared “love me, I’m broken” note scrawled across a bathroom mirror. Cringe doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Boring, unimaginative, and utterly pointless. It’s like the movie tried to say something but forgot what it was halfway through. Skip this one—it’s not worth the energy.

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