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Venom: The Last Dance (2024)

  • Release Date: 2024-10-22
  • Runtime: 109 minutes
  • Budget: $120,000,000
  • Director: Kelly Marcel
  • Producers: Avi Arad, Kelly Marcel, Tom Hardy, Matt Tolmach, Hutch Parker, Amy Pascal

Venom: The Last Dance (2024)

With Great Power...Comes This Crap

A Review

Read Time: < 1 min read

Rating: 1.5 out of 5.

Boring, uneventful, and exhaustingly underdeveloped.

Without a doubt, this is the worst Venom adaptation I’ve seen yet—completely stale and lifeless at every turn. The plot felt like a lost child wandering around Disneyland, clinging to anyone who looked familiar, desperately hoping they’d finally find the right one this time. It just aimlessly stumbles from one place to the next, never finding its footing.

The subplots? Pointless. They have absolutely no connection to the previous movies, making them feel like filler that shouldn’t even be there. Then there are the overdramatic scenes, shoved down your throat with blaring, corny music in an obvious attempt to force some kind of emotional response. It’s all so try-hard that you can’t help but roll your eyes.

In the end, it’s just a wasted opportunity—dull, disjointed, and completely forgettable.

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